Ted Lasso is a wanker. Thankfully all footage from today’s match has already been stricken from the internet. Is it too late to bring back Old George What’s-his-name?

I mean what was that even? What happens inside the walls of Nelson Road stays inside Nelson Road, but some things are just too funny not to share and it’s clear now that I’m never going to get fired so here it goes. Jamie and Roy got in a comically sassy little forehead fight in the locker room at halftime. It’s amazing no one threw a slap. Hilarious.

Where I come from, the locker room is the one place where it’s totally safe to throw a punch. I’ve seen more dudes choked in a locker room than on Porn Hub. Leave it on the field when you play other teams. Leave it in the dressing room when it’s a teammate, then go have a beer when you’re done. At least they got it out of their system. Maybe they’ll start getting stuck in out there now. I’d kill to see one of these guys finally put two studs through someone’s shins.

Live from Nelson Road, put some respect on the game.